UnOfficial Endorsements: Bring back the Washington Bullets

Three reasons to switch the “Washington Wizards” back to the “Washington Bullets”: The switch was based on a false piety in the first place. Reportedly, team owner Abe Pollin was convicted to change the mascot back when a friend was shot and murdered, after pondering the issue for a few years prior. This switch was not…

Conor v. Floyd : Why they unite America in perfect harmony

Why will Conor and Floyd unite America? Because they’re both vile dudes and you like vile people. “No, I don’t,” you might be thinking. “I don’t like Floyd, at least, because of his apparent misogyny and racism and such.” Yes, you do, ya liar. You like the bad guy. You grew to love Scarface and Ice Cube. You…

NBA Basketball: The three-point cult

There is this weird push and pull between the young and the old. Not necessarily straight down the line. It is not necessarily, all old people vs. all younger people. But the divide between those who think that EVERYTHING old is bad, and those who think EVERYTHING new is bad, does exist. I heard a…