Man About Town: Siomai and Friends Fries [chapter 10]

“Go back to your country.” At least once a day, some random male voice called out a smart aleck comment or slur to either me or my wife. There were times I knew something wicked had been spoken, but since it was said in Cebuano, I didn’t know just what. The controlled look on wifey’s…

Hazard Triangle Placement: Check your tandems

What is wrong with this picture? answer: This disabled truck driver has placed his emergency triangles in the wrong position. Click here The triangles are too close together to warn approaching vehicles. Below is a more fit distance of triangle placement: 10, 100, and 200 feet.   Even this diagram is misleading, or incomplete. Many…

High Beams are Bright Lights: Check Your Tandems

Rolling westbound on a major highway at night, with my high beams on. I was passed by a state trooper. Normally, I flick off the high beams when I’m overtaken at night. This time I didn’t, forgetting that they were on. The trooper hit his blues, brake lights flaring. The trooper pulled me over. His…

Check Your Tandems: Owner Operator, Month 1

This is an “as-told-to”: The nearly-real time chronicle of a first-time truck owner. Keep in mind that this is all said from a general point of view. Simply to give you an idea of what owning a truck is really like. Some of the numbers aren’t accurate but ballpark figures. It’s just to give the…

Cookies, Palmiers, Otap, Croissants: Language Arts

Spur of the moment purchase: These cookies, or biscuits, are known as mini palmiers. Pronounced, “PAH-mee-eh.” The palmiers pictured are ordinary Kroger bakery products. They are juuust sweet enough. Not quite a cookie. Not quite a cracker. Not quite a biscuit. What are we dealing with here? Coconut palmiers are probably what you’re familiar with….

Check Your Tandems: Why can’t I slide my tandems here?

Why do so many shipping and receiving yards care if you slide your tandem wheels? When driving a big truck with trailer into a shipping/receiving yard, in my trucking tenure I estimated that about a third of them required you to slide your trailer’s tandem wheels all the way to the doors. This was usually…